Think about an animal that could:
- Chill in ice up to -200 °C and then come out like it was just a cold shower
- Run around in a kettle of water boiling off at 150 °C and pretend it is a lame sauna
- Hang around in space without a space suit and still live to tell the story
- Go on hunger strike for 120 years and then break the fast like it was just Lent
- Go pheasant hunting in the ruins of Chernobyl and make gamma rays look like wussfess
Sincerely, I didn’t make those up. There is a badass organism no one has ever heard about called the Tardigrade. It does all these and a lot more. If only I can do half of that, my swag would have no equal
