Monthly Archives November 2005

The Pope's last request

As Pope John Paul II was dying; he sent for Tafa Balogun and Dipereye to come to the Vatican.When they arrived, they were ushered to his bedroom. As they entered, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned them to sit on each side of the bed. The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled […]

Active Directory on Coldfusion Journal

My article on Active Directory integration has been published by the Coldfusion Developer Journal. You can read it here.


The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks in enemy territory.  To entertain them the Major called for this HOT number from the nearby town. She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers went mad.  They clapped for 5 minutes.For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra […]

Happy Thanksgiving

Divorcing After 45 Years An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, But I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about,” the son screams. “We can’t stand the […]

It's dog's life after all………

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads “Can I have […]

Dynamic Component Path

I moved a CMS application from one server to the other (which was almost a good replica of the production server) and CF couldn’t find my components again. Since I don’t have a ready access to the webroot to store my components I had to look for a way to dynamically pass the component path […]

Sony is not OK at all

Seems everyone knows what Sony has been up to. The company is not better than those evil hackers that write terrible vira except that it is big and very mean. From now on, I wouldn’t be found dead within a mile of a Sony; it has gone too far, it has broken public trust and […]

What .Com can do to your brain!

An ambitious yuppie finally decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life… until the boat sank! The man found himself swept up on the shore of an island with no other people, no supplies… Nothing. Only bananas and coconuts.After about four months, […]

ColdFusion White Space Reduction

I just finished our new website (my place of work). Now, I live in Nigeria and most of our customers are resident in Nigeria too. However, because of our local Internet infrastructural constraints, most visitors would have narrowband connections.For them to enjoy visiting the website, optimizing code for fast download became imperative. Actually, it was […]