Monthly Archives October 2012

Online Payment Sucks

Why isn’t the cashlite breeze blowing over to some of the major retail forces in the industry? I mean the government has stoked the cashless fire but I don’t know if guys over at DSTV are wearing fire-retardant pants or what not. Ok. This is a gripe but then someone’s got to listen to me. […]

Google Now needs a Proof Reader

Saddest story ever

Akpos and his two friends went to China for vacation. Since they were new at the place, they had to stay in a hotel. They ended up being on the 60th floor. The policy of the hotel was that, at midnight, the elevator is shut down. The next day, they rented a car and explored […]

Rain Guage

Akpos fiancee invited him over for dinner in her house, so that he could meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl mother said: “Akpos, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon” After eating the mom went to the toilet […]

Mixing Omo with Clean

Akpor asks teacher: Excuse ma, if you mix Omo and klin , will there be foam? Teacher respond: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all? Akpor laughs and whisper to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how […]