Someone sent this to me and it’s pretty funny.
Below was an encounter with a rich friend during a visit to his house sometime
Question: "What would you like to have …Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "Tea please."
Question : "Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea."
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"
Answer: "With milk."
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?"
Answer: "With cow milk please. br/>Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer:"Um,I’ll take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar."
Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar."
Question:"White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Ooh, Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water."
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
Answer: "Leave it I’m OK".
I simply got up and left.
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?
A study (recent???) has shown that TV could really be dangerous to the well-being of our young ones. As a new father, I have been consuming so much materials on how to raise good children. This is important when you consider that when you are old and achieved, it is the success of your children that can bring the real satisfaction.
So I guess once Dara starts growing up, the TV would have to shift out the living room. Or that is too severe? For you to decide, you would need to read this to see the ills that TV can wreck in a young life.
|Pool Feed for Broadcasters
|Number of Directors
|PanAmSats used to send HD signal worldwide
|Cities hosting matches
|Panels on current FIFA football
|Distinct feeds produced by HBS per match
|Outside Broadcast Vans
|HD Cameras used to cover each match (per stadium)
|Microphones covering each match
|Length of event (days)
|Number of matches broadcast in HD for 2002 FIFA World Cup
|Total matches played
|Number of matches broadcast in HD for 2006 FIFA World Cup
|Number of Fujinon HD Lenses deployed
|Length of audio/video cabling
|Length of cabling in total for 12 venues
|First year of the FIFA World Cup
|HBS staff to produce content
|Hours of feeds produced
|Estimated number of press on scene
|Estimated number of network connections
|Expected visitors per game
||40000 – 60000
|RFID embedded tickets
|Cost to sponsor the games
||$30 to $50 million
|Estimated cost of voice and data network deployed by Avaya
|Viewers expected to watch the games
Source:Audio Video Producer
A self proclaimed photo search on the Internet, Riya, just opened shop. But I guess the result is not worth the candle. This link shows what you get when you search for R Kelly (am a Kelly fan).