Monthly Archives October 2005

The Heart of Men

Someone came around to pick some mails in my office. While signing for the mails, I saw that he’s a Joseph. I jokingly asked him if his wife was Mary and his son Jesus? You can guess his reply?He said he ain’t Joseph the Carpenter but Joseph the Prime Minister. My Verdict? It is more […]

Obasanjo has a nerd son

Seems someone appreciates technology in the Obasanjo’s clan. Dare Obasanjo, who works at Microsoft, runs a website and blog.

Wedding Prisoner

On their wedding night, the bride told her husband: “Honey, am a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex, Can you explain it to me first so I don’t embarrass you?” OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply we will call your part “the prison” and call mine “the prisoner”. So what we do is put […]

A fool for life

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.What’s up? he asks  "I am having a heart attack" cries the woman.  He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he was dialling, his […]

Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident…

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, presuming he was laughing at her on account of her condition. She changed her seatbut he only seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.She had had the bus […]

Yoruba Dictionary

For the Yoruba dudes who don’t know their left from their right, hit to find out what that silly word 😉 means. This work is being sponsored by Dr Adebusola Onayemi of

What men 'v got to say about them women…

This is what some of the great men have thought about marriage and Women….. Some when trying to be humorous…… What a shame. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. –David BissonetteBy all means marry. If you get a good […]

I own the pepsi

A Jamiacan Rasta man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, “Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.” The judge turns to the husband and […]

Dopey and the Penguin

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles […]

Nasty Sex

Everybody who has a dog calls him “Rover” or “Spot” I made the mistake of calling mine “Sex”. Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said “I’d like to have one […]