Monthly Archives October 2005

The Heart of Men

Someone came around to pick some mails in my office. While signing for the mails, I saw that he’s a Joseph. I jokingly asked him if his wife was Mary and his son Jesus? You can guess his reply?He said he ain’t Joseph the Carpenter but Joseph the Prime Minister. My Verdict? It is more […]

Obasanjo has a nerd son

Seems someone appreciates technology in the Obasanjo’s clan. Dare Obasanjo, who works at Microsoft, runs a website and blog.

Wedding Prisoner

On their wedding night, the bride told her husband: “Honey, am a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex, Can you explain it to me first so I don’t embarrass you?” OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply we will call your part “the prison” and call mine “the prisoner”. So what we do is put […]

A fool for life

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.What’s up? he asks  "I am having a heart attack" cries the woman.  He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he was dialling, his […]

Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident…

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.Then she noticed a young man smiling at her, presuming he was laughing at her on account of her condition. She changed her seatbut he only seemed more amused.She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing.She had had the bus […]