Wedding Prisoner

On their wedding night, the bride told her husband:

“Honey, am a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex,
Can you explain it to me first so I don’t embarrass you?”
OK, sweetheart. Putting it simply we will call your part “the prison” and call mine “the prisoner”.
So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison. As simple as that.And so they made love for the first time.
The bride found it pleasurable and soon both were tired, lying facing the ceiling, smiling with satisfaction.
Suddenly the bride giggled and came closer with a suggestion: “Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped.”
Turning to her side he replied: “Then we will have to re-imprison him”
After the second time they lay exhausted. But just as the guy was reaching out for his towel to visit the bathroom the bride had another observation: “Honey, the prisoner is out again.”

The man turned and faced her with a surprise look.
“What did you say”
“Honey the prisoner escaped again.”
He couldn’t believe it. He had married a machine. He found himself yelling at her;
“Hey girl let him escape. Nobody said this was going to be a life imprisonment.”


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