Nigeria, Naira and other oily ideas

The pressure on Naira has been enormous of late. An ant hauling Jumbo the Elephant across the Lagos Lagoon on its back wouldn’t have suffered a worse fate.
Any nation that imports more than it ships out would always have to contend with issues like this. But the dependence on imports for Nigeria has gone to a calamitous level and when you analyze that our imports are things we could easily have made ourselves you can’t but ask questions about our collective sanity. We have vast arable tracts of land yet we import food. We have cattle with big fat horns yet we import leather and milk. Our bitument deposit is one of the largest in the world yet the craters on our roads could easily swallow a dinosour. I could go on till the cows come home.
Economic schizophrenia aside, Nigeria ranks 15th on the list of the largest oil producing nations in the world with a reserve sitting us somewhere around 10th on another list. Yet we import virtually all our petroleum energy requirements. Does this make sense? I honestly doubt it. We have four near moribund refineries whose output fueling just 10% of national requirements could hardly produce enough to power the villages around them talk less of the whole country.
The current refineries are:

RefineryYearCapacity
Port Harcourt I196560,000
Warri1978110,000
Kaduna1980125,000
Port Harcourt II1989150,000
Total Capacity445,000

The state of things isn’t surprising after all; what industry or infrastructure has the government managed well? What is surprising has been the private sector apathy.
Government in a bid to open up the market has licensed some refineries some years back. I can remember Orient Refinery in Onitsha doing some road shows but nothing came out of it.
Despite the apparent madness going on at the national level, I believe Nigeria represents a deep gold mine for private sector lead refining but it cannot be on a puny level. But like every miner would tell you, you can’t just smash a few rocks and expect gold coins tumbling out: some serious digging is required. At a recent estimate, it cost approximately $10,000 per Barrel to build a modern refinery and a 500,000 Barrel behemoth would be in the neighborhood of $5B. Though huge, it is not more than what a consortium of banks (local and international) can put together. The payoff would be out this world. And once one is built, you can be sure many more would be erected until we have a glut. Late comers always pick up the crumbs (ask Etisalat or better still Telkom). The estimate is just a rule of thumb as no two refineries are same. The actual cost would be a function of multiple variables such as environment, feedstock, technology, blah blah blah.
But an energy analyst friend has opined that entrenched interests in the oily and smelly importation business in Nigeria have been a constant spanner in the works: It is easier to earn millions of dollars in oil allocations than sit down to do a serious business of building and running a refinery. This could be true nonetheless I believe that when there is a will, there would be a way. Prior to the country getting blanketed with mobile phones, entrenched interests held Nigeria by the communication jugular but we got out of it, didn’t we?
In 2010 the government, represented by NNPC, signed an $8B contract with the Chinese to build the first of three refineries at the Lekki Free Trade Zone. 80% of the cost would be ponied up by the Chinese and Lagos State offered land and infrastructure. Nevertheless like anything the government has hands in, until the construction is finished and petrol flows, you can’t shout hallelujah.
So how does a refinery help the Naira? Simple, when we stop importing fuel the demand on FOREX goes down (at least on non-productive things). Furthermore if we build enough of these things, we could end up as net exporter of refined products to other countries. Oil refining technologies have matured over the years and new ones built would have productivity and price advantage over the pre-Cambrian refineries at out neighboring countries.
The biggest challenge isn’t the entrenched interests or government ineptitude but the myopia of bankers and investment managers around here. The pressure for short term profit creates a vicious circle which prevents all from tapping limitless opportunities our infrastructural deficit has created. Promoters of Orient and Amakpe refineries have been running around like bees on steroid yet they haven’t gone 100% operational all for paucity of funding.
In the land of the mad, the psychiatrist is king.

Prevent message read status on Blackberry Messenger

That Blackberry share market is having a free fall faster than a rollercoaster is not news. That Blackberry is eating Nokia’s lunch in some markets, such as in Nigeria, is no news either.
It is also no secret that the number one feature that makes the Blackberry sticky is the Blackberry Messenger; quite a lot of good and as many evils can be done on it. One feature that I love most is that I could see when my message has been delivered and read. The one feature I hate most on BBM is that others could see when I have read their messages.
Isn’t that a contradiction? Well, I’m human and it is contradictions that make us Homo Sapiens.
You see, once in a while, I need to read messages while I decide if a response is required or not. But when a message you have seen shows as read at the other end, it could have unforeseen consequences. Proving that you are not ignoring the sender (which in this case, is what I want to do) could be a tight spot to wriggle out of.
I searched online for a way to defeat this feature but couldn’t find one until out of sheer serendipity, I discovered a solution.
You can keep those short-tempered and pesky folks out of your hair if you do the following:

  1. Make sure your BBM is configured to Save Chat History. To configure, open BBM, select options and scroll down to the Save Chat History; select Media Card
  2. When you get a chat from someone who you want to hide from, delete the chat without opening to read it.
  3. Now select the sender’s profile and using the Blackberry menu button, select View Chat History.

You will be able to read all the messages without the sender’s status changing to Read at the other end.
Now, configuring your BBM to Save Chat History is really dangerous and could land you in serious trouble. But since I’m exposed to the same risk, I would probably never talk about it.

Nigerian news on my mobile, anyone?

Last Sunday I was on the road and like I do every Lord ‘s Day, I wanted to catch-up with Simon Kolawole Live! on Thisday but I couldn’t because Thisdaylive.com isn’t formatted to be displayed suitably on a mobile device. If I zoom up to what my ageing eyes could read properly, the pages extend beyond the browser and would require too many horizontal scrolling. Anyway, I gave up and that was it.

All news organizations in Nigeria have websites though the quality and design of these websites is an argument best left for another day. Save for Vanguard and maybe Thisday, the rest are online junk; crappy slow-loading messes that hardly receive proper updates. Even Thisday just earned a bit of my respect after a belated redesign. Business Day Online used to be a joy to read but then only heaven knows what happened to their webmaster. At first, it was an irritating music (yes, music on a business news website!) and now the whole site is just something else.

Anyway, back to my ranting.

The internet is alive and kicking in Nigeria, but on mobile phones. And considering that we spend most of our productive time stuck in some traffic, the mobile web becomes even more important. So, it is amazing that none of the top news organizations have their websites formatted to be displayed properly on mobile devices. You can’t even load Guardian on your Blackberry because the file size is too large.

Any news agency that is quick to recognize the potentials of the mobile web stands a chance to win a large followership (large followership translates to premium advertising) as long as it has good stories to offer for the quality of the news in Nigeria is something else. Maybe the same stuck-in-the-box thinking affecting the quality of the news is also affecting the quality of the web and the absence of a mobile site. Maybe not.

If you want to know the difference between a proper news website and its mobile version  visit Guardian.co.uk on your desktop and mobile device.

Major news websites in Nigeria:

The voodoo of informed predictions

This morning I got a mail from a well-regarded source about the likely outcome of the bi-monthly Monetary Policy Committee (The MPC is a committee of the Central Bank of Nigeria) meeting coming up later in the day. The source argued that the MPR, LR and CRR would probably be left at 7.5%, 30% and 2% respectively. With a caveat that the prediction should be taken with a pinch of salt and she’s not liable for any calamity that hits anyone who uses the prediction to make decisions. Come on! Even Jim Jones was better than this.

By the way, if you don’t know what these acronyms stand for, don’t bother; they mean absolute nothing, especially to the man on the street. They are some of the jargons we bankers put up to feel very self-important.

It would have been a story if the ratios weren’t changed: I can’t remember if any of the predictions ever made by my source came true. But I’m sure if Harold Camping’s rapture hasn’t taken place before the next MPC, my impeccable source would make another prediction and guess what, my own prediction is that she’s going to be wrong, as usual.

The business world is replete with loads of analysts and self-styled experts but empirical evidence has shown we (too bad, seems I’m one of them) are not better than an army of random monkeys hitting away at the keyboards and a chance Shakespeare classic coming out. The publishing editors are thrilled and the monkeys have been given an advance for 4 more classics. You see, if you deal with a very large solution space (another jargon, another narcissistic comment) like I’m working on for my current project, anyone can get lucky.

The real disaster, of course, is confusing luck with expertise.

If you think I’m joking, read about what McKinsey and Company told AT&T in 1982.

Interesting bits on Nigerian governors

If you take a look at the current lineup of governors (those staying and new ones) you would say that education in Nigeria is about to be rescued from doldrums. That’s only if you look at the lineup. Whether education would be granted a lifeline is a waiting game. And by the way, patience is a dangerous virtue.

Some dude put up an interesting data about these folks on Nairaland of recent. 31 (86%) of the governors have university degree and it’s not that the rest skipped school; of the 3 (8%) who had HND from polytechnics, 2 topped it with additional Masters. 2 (6%) are ex-military top guns and someone did a railway course. Only one governor doesn’t have a record but I can bet he must have had some school. And believe me, these guys are exposed: 8 (22%) have studied abroad, and 2 (6%) have PhDs. Of course Kayode Fayemi is the most educated, he had PhD from King’s College London. He’s my man any day.

What most did after school is entirely another kettle of fish: 9 (25%) learned politics from careers in civil service (now that sounds scary), of the 7 (19%) lawyers, 5 (14%) setup their private legal practice (fine-tuning election tribunal skills I guess). And talk is cheap in the south and lawyers do talk a lot, of the 7 lawyers; only 2 (6%) are from the north.

The two 2 (6%) ex-medicos had private hospitals. What became of their patients when they vied into politics is a question I would love to get an answer to. Apart from Peter Obi of Anambra who was chairman of Fidelity Bank Plc. all the other 3 (8%) ex-bankers are northern governors (I guess my chance of becoming a governor one day is next to nothing).

But like some people will tell you, facts are sometimes not reality. All these interesting bits could mean absolutely nothing. Notwithstanding, you can crank out your own insights using the data below or visit the Nairaland forum to vent your frustration.

StateGovernorDegreeCareer heightParty
AbiaTheodore OrjiBA English (University of Ibadan)Career civil servantPDP
AdamawaMurtala NyarkoNavy Training (Britannia Royal Naval College)Vice Admiral (Nigerian Navy)PDP
Akwa IbomGodswill Akpabio LLB Law (University of Calabar)Director, Corporate Affairs/Legal Services (EMIS Telecoms)PDP
AnambraPeter ObiBA Philosophy (University of Nigeria)Chairman (Fidelity Bank)APGA
BauchiIsa YugudaBSc Economics (ABU), MBA (University of Jos), Chief Executives Programme (Lagos Business School)CEO (NAL Merchant Bank), CEO (Inland Bank)PDP
BayelsaTimipre SylvaBA English Studies/Linguistics (University of Port Harcourt)Career politicianPDP
BenueGabriel SuswamLLB Law (University of Lagos), LLM Law (University of Jos), MA Public Administration (University of Abuja)Owner (Private legal practice)PDP
BornoKashim ShettimaBSc Agric Economics (University of Maiduguri), MSc Agric Economics (University of Ibadan)GM (Zenith Bank)ANPP
Cross RiverLiyel ImokeBA International Relations and Economics (University of Maryland, College Park), LLB Law (University of Buckingham), LLM Law (American University, Washington, D. C)Private businessPDP
DeltaEmmanuel UduaghanMBBS Medicine, Diploma Anaesthesia (University of Benin)Owner (Private medical practice)PDP
EbonyiMartin ElechiBSc Economics (Lovanium University of Congo)Career politicianPDP
EdoAdams OshiomholeEconomics and Industrial relations (Ruskin College), Candidate (National Institute for Policy and Strategic Studies)President (NLC)ACN
EkitiDr Kayode FayemiBA History(University of Lagos), MA International Relations (Obafemi Awolowo University), PhD War Studies (King’s College, London)Director (Centre for Democracy & Development), Visiting Professor in African Studies (Northwestern University)ACN
EnuguSullivan ChimeLLB Law (University of Nigeria)Owner (Private legal practice)PDP
GombeIbrahim DankwamboBSc Accounting (Ahmadu Bello University), MSc Economics (University of Lagos), Chartered Accountancy (ICAN)Accountant General of the Federation (Nigeria), FCA (ICAN)PDP
ImoIkedi OhakimBSc Business Administration and MSc Management (University of Lagos) CEO (Alucon)PDP
JigawaSule LamidoCourse in Railway Engineering (Permanent Way Training School, Zaria)Career civil servantPDP
KadunaPatrick YakowaBSc Social Sciences (Ahmadu Bello University)Career civil servantPDP
KanoRabiu KwankwasoHND Civil Engineering (Kaduna Polytechnic), PgD Water Engineering (Middlesex University), MSc Water Engineering (Lagborough University)Career civil servantPDP
KastinaIbrahim ShemaLLB Law & MBA (Ahmadu Bello University)Owner (Private legal practice)PDP
KebbiUsman DakingariBA Geography (Ahmadu Bello University)Career civil servantPDP
KogiIbrahim IdrisLLB Law (University of Abuja)Private businessPDP
KwaraAbdulfattah AhmedBSc Chemistry (University of Ilorin)Senior Manager, Banking (GTB)PDP
LagosBabatunde FasholaLLB Law (University of Benin)Managing Partner (K.O. Tinubu & Company), SANCAN
NasarawaUmaru Al-MakuraBA Education (Ahmadu Bello University)Assistant Producer, News and Current Affairs (NTA Kaduna)CPC
NigerDr Mu’azu AliyuBA Education (Bayero University) PhD Public Policy and Strategic Studies (University of Pittsburgh)Career civil servantPDP
OgunIbikunle Amosun HND Accountancy (Ogun State Polytechnic), MA International Finance (University of Westminster), Chartered Accountancy (ICANOwner (Private accountancy practice), FCA (ICAN)ACN
OndoDr Olusegun MimikoBSc Health Sciences Degree, MB & CH.B Medicine (Obafemi Awolowo University)Owner (Private medical practice)Labor
OsunRauf AregbesolaHND Mechanical Engineering (Ibadan Polytechnic)Owner (Private engineering firm), Commissioner (Lagos State Ministry of Works and Infrastructure)ACN
OyoAbiola AjimobiBSc in Business Administration and Finance (State University of New York, Buffalo), MBA Operations Research and Marketing (Governor’s State University)CEO (National Oil and Chemical Marketing Company)ACN
PlateauJonah JangAir Force Training (Military Training Schools, Nigeria/Abroad), B.Div Divinity (Theological College of Northern Nigeria)Air Commodore (Nigerian Air Force)PDP
RiversRotimi AmaechiBA & MA English (University of Port-Harcourt)Career politicianPDP
SokotoAliyu WamakkoBSc Education (University of Pittsburgh)Career civil servantPDP
TarabaDanbaba SuntaiBPharm Pharmacy (Ahmadu Bello University)Career civil servantPDP
YobeIbrahim GaidamBSc Accountancy (Ahmadu Bello University)Career civil servantANPP
ZamfaraYari Abubakar Career politicianANPP

Disclaimer: Kindly take the validity of this data with a pinch of salt and don’t use it to decide on your political career. And don’t use it to tackle your governor either.