Let the weak say I'm strong

Let’s stop excusing our state in life with the phrase, “size doesn’t matter,” because that doesn’t always apply. It is the small that find refuge in the quote.

The verdict is out. Contrary to the catchphrase “size doesn’t matter,” penis size may matter in bed

Study Finds: http://t.co/rRw4htnE via @NBCNews

Dr. Ego B. Etta had this to say…
Poor people will often say to the rich “money can’t buy happiness”. The guys driving Kia will tell me it’s only a 5-minute difference in arrival time away from my Mercedes.

People who live in Badagry will tell us VI residents Badagry has ‘clean air’.

People who support Arsenal will say ‘Arsenal plays entertaining football’… Hmm…let the weak say I Am Strong, And the Small continue believe Size Doesn’t Matter

Posted while on the move

Akpos Night Drive

Thank God, Akpos finally hammer and buys a new Automatic BMW X6 sport.
He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won’t move at all.


He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.
He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they sent out a technician to him.
The technician asks,
“Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?”

Full of anger Akpos replies,
“You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I’m not stupid! I use D for the Day and N for the Night.”

Posted while on the move.

How Do I Accept Payments on my Website? Part 5

The adventure with Magento for web payment came to a crashing end faster than I thought. Like my previous post explained, Magento is extremely powerful and highly configurable. However, it doesn’t lend itself to ease of deployment or management.

It has just way too many settings and configurations that could drive even a mad man insane. For the middling developers, the structure is bloated and cumbersome with thousands of files and annoying folder structure.

So I’m giving up on it for a while to try another approach. Maybe it would be osCommerce, OpenCart, etc. my research should tell me. But whether I like it or not, we have to crack this online payment experiment.

In the midst of my frustration, I have left my friend, fellow executive guinea-pig extremely angry and taciturn.

But it seems I’m not alone. As far back as 2009, Magento has been driving people nuts.

How do I Accept Payments on my Website? Part 4

The adventure to put up an ecommerce website has been a very exciting one. Or maybe that’s what I wished for.

I got the website up and running with great support from siteground.com; slapped on an SSL; got a merchant account from the bank and also the integration document.

Then it stopped looking like an adventure.

Magento is powerful, indeed powerful enough to run some of the most complex shopping websites out there. In fact, I have a friend who’s contracted some dudes in India to help him use Magento for an online shopping mall.

Magento has settings for apparently everything under the sun. Getting the basic shop online has been one hell of a job that I’m still grappling with. There are gazillion settings and codes and parameters and yada yada to check and configure.

Or maybe I’m getting old and em, em, gray and this is for script kiddies. Or maybe not.

The good news is I should get this fixed before the end of the week and then we can put a pretty makeup of a nice theme on it.

Until then I need more than 5 truckloads of luck.