Nigeria, Naira and other oily ideas

The pressure on Naira has been enormous of late. An ant hauling Jumbo the Elephant across the Lagos Lagoon on its back wouldn’t have suffered a worse fate.
Any nation that imports more than it ships out would always have to contend with issues like this. But the dependence on imports for Nigeria has gone to a calamitous level and when you analyze that our imports are things we could easily have made ourselves you can’t but ask questions about our collective sanity. We have vast arable tracts of land yet we import food. We have cattle with big fat horns yet we import leather and milk. Our bitument deposit is one of the largest in the world yet the craters on our roads could easily swallow a dinosour. I could go on till the cows come home.
Economic schizophrenia aside, Nigeria ranks 15th on the list of the largest oil producing nations in the world with a reserve sitting us somewhere around 10th on another list. Yet we import virtually all our petroleum energy requirements. Does this make sense? I honestly doubt it. We have four near moribund refineries whose output fueling just 10% of national requirements could hardly produce enough to power the villages around them talk less of the whole country.
The current refineries are:

RefineryYearCapacity
Port Harcourt I196560,000
Warri1978110,000
Kaduna1980125,000
Port Harcourt II1989150,000
Total Capacity445,000

The state of things isn’t surprising after all; what industry or infrastructure has the government managed well? What is surprising has been the private sector apathy.
Government in a bid to open up the market has licensed some refineries some years back. I can remember Orient Refinery in Onitsha doing some road shows but nothing came out of it.
Despite the apparent madness going on at the national level, I believe Nigeria represents a deep gold mine for private sector lead refining but it cannot be on a puny level. But like every miner would tell you, you can’t just smash a few rocks and expect gold coins tumbling out: some serious digging is required. At a recent estimate, it cost approximately $10,000 per Barrel to build a modern refinery and a 500,000 Barrel behemoth would be in the neighborhood of $5B. Though huge, it is not more than what a consortium of banks (local and international) can put together. The payoff would be out this world. And once one is built, you can be sure many more would be erected until we have a glut. Late comers always pick up the crumbs (ask Etisalat or better still Telkom). The estimate is just a rule of thumb as no two refineries are same. The actual cost would be a function of multiple variables such as environment, feedstock, technology, blah blah blah.
But an energy analyst friend has opined that entrenched interests in the oily and smelly importation business in Nigeria have been a constant spanner in the works: It is easier to earn millions of dollars in oil allocations than sit down to do a serious business of building and running a refinery. This could be true nonetheless I believe that when there is a will, there would be a way. Prior to the country getting blanketed with mobile phones, entrenched interests held Nigeria by the communication jugular but we got out of it, didn’t we?
In 2010 the government, represented by NNPC, signed an $8B contract with the Chinese to build the first of three refineries at the Lekki Free Trade Zone. 80% of the cost would be ponied up by the Chinese and Lagos State offered land and infrastructure. Nevertheless like anything the government has hands in, until the construction is finished and petrol flows, you can’t shout hallelujah.
So how does a refinery help the Naira? Simple, when we stop importing fuel the demand on FOREX goes down (at least on non-productive things). Furthermore if we build enough of these things, we could end up as net exporter of refined products to other countries. Oil refining technologies have matured over the years and new ones built would have productivity and price advantage over the pre-Cambrian refineries at out neighboring countries.
The biggest challenge isn’t the entrenched interests or government ineptitude but the myopia of bankers and investment managers around here. The pressure for short term profit creates a vicious circle which prevents all from tapping limitless opportunities our infrastructural deficit has created. Promoters of Orient and Amakpe refineries have been running around like bees on steroid yet they haven’t gone 100% operational all for paucity of funding.
In the land of the mad, the psychiatrist is king.

Prevent message read status on Blackberry Messenger

That Blackberry share market is having a free fall faster than a rollercoaster is not news. That Blackberry is eating Nokia’s lunch in some markets, such as in Nigeria, is no news either.
It is also no secret that the number one feature that makes the Blackberry sticky is the Blackberry Messenger; quite a lot of good and as many evils can be done on it. One feature that I love most is that I could see when my message has been delivered and read. The one feature I hate most on BBM is that others could see when I have read their messages.
Isn’t that a contradiction? Well, I’m human and it is contradictions that make us Homo Sapiens.
You see, once in a while, I need to read messages while I decide if a response is required or not. But when a message you have seen shows as read at the other end, it could have unforeseen consequences. Proving that you are not ignoring the sender (which in this case, is what I want to do) could be a tight spot to wriggle out of.
I searched online for a way to defeat this feature but couldn’t find one until out of sheer serendipity, I discovered a solution.
You can keep those short-tempered and pesky folks out of your hair if you do the following:

  1. Make sure your BBM is configured to Save Chat History. To configure, open BBM, select options and scroll down to the Save Chat History; select Media Card
  2. When you get a chat from someone who you want to hide from, delete the chat without opening to read it.
  3. Now select the sender’s profile and using the Blackberry menu button, select View Chat History.

You will be able to read all the messages without the sender’s status changing to Read at the other end.
Now, configuring your BBM to Save Chat History is really dangerous and could land you in serious trouble. But since I’m exposed to the same risk, I would probably never talk about it.

Nigerian news on my mobile, anyone?

Last Sunday I was on the road and like I do every Lord ‘s Day, I wanted to catch-up with Simon Kolawole Live! on Thisday but I couldn’t because Thisdaylive.com isn’t formatted to be displayed suitably on a mobile device. If I zoom up to what my ageing eyes could read properly, the pages extend beyond the browser and would require too many horizontal scrolling. Anyway, I gave up and that was it.

All news organizations in Nigeria have websites though the quality and design of these websites is an argument best left for another day. Save for Vanguard and maybe Thisday, the rest are online junk; crappy slow-loading messes that hardly receive proper updates. Even Thisday just earned a bit of my respect after a belated redesign. Business Day Online used to be a joy to read but then only heaven knows what happened to their webmaster. At first, it was an irritating music (yes, music on a business news website!) and now the whole site is just something else.

Anyway, back to my ranting.

The internet is alive and kicking in Nigeria, but on mobile phones. And considering that we spend most of our productive time stuck in some traffic, the mobile web becomes even more important. So, it is amazing that none of the top news organizations have their websites formatted to be displayed properly on mobile devices. You can’t even load Guardian on your Blackberry because the file size is too large.

Any news agency that is quick to recognize the potentials of the mobile web stands a chance to win a large followership (large followership translates to premium advertising) as long as it has good stories to offer for the quality of the news in Nigeria is something else. Maybe the same stuck-in-the-box thinking affecting the quality of the news is also affecting the quality of the web and the absence of a mobile site. Maybe not.

If you want to know the difference between a proper news website and its mobile version  visit Guardian.co.uk on your desktop and mobile device.

Major news websites in Nigeria:

The Nigerian Constitution (1960, 1979, 1989 and 1999)

There have been a lot of searches on the web for the Nigerian Constitution these days. Maybe it is the season of politics or maybe people just want to know. I used to have just the 1999 Constitution available for download, but I have now added the files for 1960, 1979 and 1989. The amended 1999 Constitution would be added later when I get hold of it.

 

The voodoo of informed predictions

This morning I got a mail from a well-regarded source about the likely outcome of the bi-monthly Monetary Policy Committee (The MPC is a committee of the Central Bank of Nigeria) meeting coming up later in the day. The source argued that the MPR, LR and CRR would probably be left at 7.5%, 30% and 2% respectively. With a caveat that the prediction should be taken with a pinch of salt and she’s not liable for any calamity that hits anyone who uses the prediction to make decisions. Come on! Even Jim Jones was better than this.

By the way, if you don’t know what these acronyms stand for, don’t bother; they mean absolute nothing, especially to the man on the street. They are some of the jargons we bankers put up to feel very self-important.

It would have been a story if the ratios weren’t changed: I can’t remember if any of the predictions ever made by my source came true. But I’m sure if Harold Camping’s rapture hasn’t taken place before the next MPC, my impeccable source would make another prediction and guess what, my own prediction is that she’s going to be wrong, as usual.

The business world is replete with loads of analysts and self-styled experts but empirical evidence has shown we (too bad, seems I’m one of them) are not better than an army of random monkeys hitting away at the keyboards and a chance Shakespeare classic coming out. The publishing editors are thrilled and the monkeys have been given an advance for 4 more classics. You see, if you deal with a very large solution space (another jargon, another narcissistic comment) like I’m working on for my current project, anyone can get lucky.

The real disaster, of course, is confusing luck with expertise.

If you think I’m joking, read about what McKinsey and Company told AT&T in 1982.