Monthly Archives September 2005

My CF8 wish list

The CF8 flour is in the mix and on its way to the oven. Now that we’ve been asked to dream big, so I will be stating my own wish list here. Better charts. CF charts are clunky. Something sexy should make my blood boil, and my purse thicker from saving money on charts components […]

Email and Success

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy "at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. "You are employed "he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start ". The […]

New Lingo for an Old Priest

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I’ll quit!"Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say […]

Laughter is the best medicine

Work could be very killing. And for some of us, work is murder, murdering the very fun out of our lives. But ain’t gonna sit on my butt and let this work zapp the fun out of me.On a good day, am a natural clown. So? I am going to upload my library of jokes […]

Naija Airways!!!!!

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Boniface) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos. Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, […]