Akpor: Mom you lied to me.
Mum: How?.
Akpor: You said my brother is a small angel
Mum: Yes he is.
Akpor: He didn’t fly when I threw him from the balcony.
Posted while on the move.
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Akpor: Mom you lied to me.
Mum: How?.
Akpor: You said my brother is a small angel
Mum: Yes he is.
Akpor: He didn’t fly when I threw him from the balcony.
Posted while on the move.
Let’s stop excusing our state in life with the phrase, “size doesn’t matter,” because that doesn’t always apply. It is the small that find refuge in the quote.
The verdict is out. Contrary to the catchphrase “size doesn’t matter,” penis size may matter in bed
Study Finds: http://t.co/rRw4htnE via @NBCNews
Dr. Ego B. Etta had this to say…
Poor people will often say to the rich “money can’t buy happiness”. The guys driving Kia will tell me it’s only a 5-minute difference in arrival time away from my Mercedes.
People who live in Badagry will tell us VI residents Badagry has ‘clean air’.
People who support Arsenal will say ‘Arsenal plays entertaining football’… Hmm…let the weak say I Am Strong, And the Small continue believe Size Doesn’t Matter
Posted while on the move
Thank God, Akpos finally hammer and buys a new Automatic BMW X6 sport.
He drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won’t move at all.
He tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck.
He then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they sent out a technician to him.
The technician asks,
“Sir, are you sure you are using the right gears?”
Full of anger Akpos replies,
“You fool, idiot man, how you could ask such a question, I’m not stupid! I use D for the Day and N for the Night.”
Posted while on the move.
A woman woke up at her own funeral. She was so shocked that she had a heart attack and died.
The adventure with Magento for web payment came to a crashing end faster than I thought. Like my previous post explained, Magento is extremely powerful and highly configurable. However, it doesn’t lend itself to ease of deployment or management.
It has just way too many settings and configurations that could drive even a mad man insane. For the middling developers, the structure is bloated and cumbersome with thousands of files and annoying folder structure.
So I’m giving up on it for a while to try another approach. Maybe it would be osCommerce, OpenCart, etc. my research should tell me. But whether I like it or not, we have to crack this online payment experiment.
In the midst of my frustration, I have left my friend, fellow executive guinea-pig extremely angry and taciturn.
But it seems I’m not alone. As far back as 2009, Magento has been driving people nuts.