A safe place to rant
Akpor asks teacher: Excuse me ma, if you mix Omo and Klin, will there be foam?
Teacher responds: Yes of course, why ask such a stupid question at the beginning of the year, are you going to pass this class at all?
Akpor laughs and whisper to the other kids, such a dumb teacher, how can you get foam without adding water, are we going to know anything at all with dis teacher?
Posted while on the move
Akpor: Mom you lied to me.
Mum: How?.
Akpor: You said my brother is a small angel
Mum: Yes he is.
Akpor: He didn’t fly when I threw him from the balcony.
Posted while on the move.
A woman woke up at her own funeral. She was so shocked that she had a heart attack and died.
A Jamaican Rasta man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, “Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to the husband and says, “What do you have to say in the matter?” The rastaman sat for a while contemplating…then slowly rose. “Your Honor, If I man put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it…’I and I’ or the machine’s?”
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack. “Dopey, my son,” says the Pope, “what can I do for you?”
Dopey asks, “Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?”
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, “No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome.”In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, “Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?”
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, “No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.”
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, “Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?”
“I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.”
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……
“Dopey screwed a penguin!”……
“Dopey screwed a penguin!”……